2/22/2005 10:33:00 PM|W|P|aliencam|W|P|jes jes jes, post post post. run run run. type type type. three times three times three times. aims aims aims. two days of aims two days of aims two days of aims. woot. if i had a quote i would put it here. if i had something to say i would say it here. if i had something to do i would do it now. i'll sleep. yeah whatever, i have no clue what i just did. woot. http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/using/games/learnmore/mmo.mspx nvm found it http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx "who took my blog?" ha paul. -aliencam|W|P|110913726740326994|W|P||W|P|cameronk@gmail.com2/14/2005 11:25:00 PM|W|P|aliencam|W|P|Hello and good welcome to the Internaionally renouned centre for reading aliencam's blog. Here we offer such servces such as mental help, very strong medicines, a technologicly advanced exercise equipment, and most often, we can offer very affordable institutionalization, and we sell 6 digit ICQ numbers for the low price of $200. I'm serious about the ICQ numebrs being $200, although i don't sell them i looked on ebay and people are selling ICQ numbers for a lot of money... most are arrouind $100 for a 6 digit number.. some up to $200... i don't beleve how poeple can get away charging that much... O+H -> CH4 -aliencam|W|P|110845087965040554|W|P||W|P|cameronk@gmail.com2/10/2005 09:41:00 PM|W|P|aliencam|W|P|well i decited to finally post again... its been almost twenty-three days since i posted my last public post... and i think that is quite of a long time... lets see... a lot has happned in the past month ro so, but i'm not exactly sure what all of it is.... today... hmmm... not really sure what happned today either... still a little bit confused on that matter, but it has come to my attentin that it is thanks to our good friend and hit-list inhibant, coby. (not my hit list, but i'm sure quite a few's) and hmm... i keep having to go back and put in extra letters that my keyboard missed... ohhh i see the problem, my signal receptor for the keyboard is right next to speakers and monitor and phone :P touching isn't eight inches away! ha! lets see... lent started yesterday, i think i'm giving up candy & "foul language" :P so far its gone pretty well, but i managed to get dakota to loose his a million times today (not getting angry) :) its a gift a guess... hmm i'm trying to think of something to do with this psuedo-empty word doccument i now have open, i opened it, and wrote my name and stuff in top right corner, and then i labeled it vocab, and numbered the first sentence, but then it came to my attention that my vocab sentence packet and rules are no longer among the living... but maybe it will make me feel like i at least made an effort if i leave the docuent open... hmm lol okay well here i am converting my entire iTunes library to 128 kbps AAC instead of 192 mp3 ebcause they are the same sound quality and AAC is less filesize so yeah.... wel now i don't know what to say.. i kind of ran out of things... so i guess i could type my spanish letter here... or perhaps i could correct coby.. yep thats what i'll do... here is an example of a scale that is wrong and messed up (coby's): Scale: looks; how nice person is; humor; inteligence; ANNOYING (negative points) (each field is 5 points, so perfect would be a 20) Kaitlyn: 2, 2, 2, 1 = 7 Jane: 3, 4, 4.5, 5 = 16.5 Ilana: 2, 1, 1, 1, -.5 = 4.5 Bianca: 1, 1, 1, 1, -1 = 3 Shrutti: .5, 2, 0, 5 = 7.5 Rebecca: .5, 1, 0, 5 = 6.5 Molly: 3, 4, 4, 5 = 15 Mary (damn why am i doing this one): 5, 0-5(this score depends on who you are), 5, 5 = 15-20 Alex W.: 4, 4, 2, 2 = 12 Erica: 3, 3, 2, 1= 9 Dina: 3, 4, 2, 2 = 12 Jennifer: 3, 2, 1, 3 = 9 Alyssa: 1, .5, 1, 0, -2= .5 Tara: 2.5, 2, 2, 2 = 8.5 Barb: .5, 4, 1, 2 = 7.5 Eleni: .5, 1, 2, 2, -1 = 4.5 Jenee: 2, 2, 2, 2 = 8 Alex H: 2.5, 1, 2, 2 = 7.5 Sabine: 4, 4, 1, 2 = 11 Taylor: 2.5, .5, .5, .5, -2 = 2 Tiffany: 3, 1, 2, 2 = 8 okay here are some corrections: ... Mary (damn why am i doing this one): 5, 0-5(this score depends on who you are), 5, 5 = 15-20 changed to: Mary: 2, 1, 4, 5, -5 you know what, i just looked at the clock and it reads "10:25" now although that may mean nothing to make people, it is a signifigant time, to someone, somewhere, 10:25 may just be the most important time, a time to end all times. or it oculd just be a time... in 100 years completly irrelevent to anyone who may be reading this, pathatic as it may be, completely useless numbers, not meaning anything after the abolishment of the need for time measurements... for whatever reason or another... it's got to happen someday, i mean... no actualy i don't have any examples... oh with the rating thing, i decited that i couldn't actualy get away with changing any of the others without anyone getting angry with/at me, so i think i'm done... just want coby to notice that his rankings say mary, jane, molly, winter, dina, then sabine... /slap the rating system with a large trout... who's idea was this anyway... and why did i change the stupid scale... this is such a moronic idea that whomever willingly participated in it and didn't notice its idiocy should be lined up and executed by mannor of choking on a bone of a small fish. okay well the current text of my letter is as follows: ... yeah sorry about that, i started to get out of the chair to get the letter so i could be typing it here on the internet for all of you wonderful people (and all of you who are not-so wondedrful), but then my headphones obscured my escape, and it would have been too strenous an effort to remove them from my head, et-cetera et-cetera... so here you are with a burning desire to read this letter that has eben written by some kid on the internet in high school spanish class to one of his teachers from last year... but i'm sorry, i guess you'll ahve to go somewhere else to find one of those... i'd check as far as coby's blog... or perhaps you would go so far as the end of the internet to serve the purpose of your quest for a wonderfully pathetic high school essay... if so, i may point a shortcut, http://www.endoftheinternet.com/ ... or for another hint, try www.google.com... any questions and complaints can be submited in the form of any dialects of the northern region of Atlantis to icantfindtheendoftheinternet@lookharder.haa . your entries will be responded to by an automated insult return system at no-reply@internet.com, unless, in the rare event that your message is typed in true ancient north-atlentean, in which case you will be awarded the nobel prize for both the discovery of atlants, and the decyphering of a language that has never existed . Please do not attempt to reply to these e-mails, as they will not be read. know what would be really interesting, if you could do something like a communial post, where everyone is tpyign a the same time in the same doccument, and everyone's words and spaces would affect each other's so it would, in efect, be the equivelent of having a multitusde of keyboards plugged into the same computer and many people typing insecently at them about seemingly obscure topics and varrying typing speeds and accuricies. (Hint: this is the only way to attain the SOUTHERN Ancient Atlantean dialetcs, one person typing furiously something about insestual squirrels, and the other attempting to convey the very frustrating mesage.) the orthern dialects must be discovered by your own expirimantation... or by the discovery and decyphering of actualy ancient north-atlentean dialect, which will result in the sutuations clearly stated in the previous paragraph. thank you for your life, your credit card will now be charged for the duration of existance. If you have any questions pertainign to these charges you agreed to in the [first and only infalluable] legal binding document with your signature clearly forged on it, please call 1-800-why-am-i-being-charged-for-existance or visit our support at support.thiswebsitedoesnotexist.com/support... will any attacks of any sort (DDoS or otherwise) please be directed at 127.0.0.1, we garauntee you will never break our firewall. goodbye and goodnight -aliencam cameron k resident insane man Happy Acres White Coat Farm 2222 Freud Ct. Sanityville, CN 88888 1-800-999-9999|W|P|110810215312268013|W|P||W|P|cameronk@gmail.com2/11/2005 12:01:00 AM|W|P| Anonymous|W|P|HAHA! I will hax0r j00 and destroy you! ph34r my sk!11z! EAT THIS BIAA.... OH WTF IT BACKFIRED, NO STOP REFORMAT... /connection interrupted2/11/2005 06:53:00 PM|W|P| Coby|W|P|HA nice post it was half making fun of coby half the rest of this doesnt make much sense and im trying to be funny like douglas adams. So yeah... i dunno "The important thing to ask here is how im gonna get down to the shore"